And in that moment, I swear I hated everyone.

richdreyling:

Courtingcomedy is right, Patton Oswalt is one of the best in the game.

courtingcomedy:

Patton Oswalt. Orgy.

[SF90S]

OH IRONY. I just watched this guy’s standup for the first time tonight. Hilarious, but I’m not gonna lie…it was super hard for the first half hour or so not picturing him as a rat who loves cooking.
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Courtingcomedy is right, Patton Oswalt is one of the best in the game.
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it's all cliches from here

I enjoy eating late at night, developing a Chicago accent, and judging people cruelly. The fact that I do not and will likely never fully understand the sport of cricket haunts me night and day. I know this story is about a princess and I know I am in this story. I have not yet determined whether the princess and I are one and the same.